Proof once again that Zaxx is much more than custom cabinets!
For your Holiday listening enjoyment, below is the favorite novelty song about one unfortunate but hilariously slain matriarch. “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” is flawlessly performed from the Zaxx Cabinets’ famed in-shop band “Hook, Line and the Sinkers”.
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog,
And we’d begged her not to go.
But she’d left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found her Christmas mornin’,
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin’ Claus marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He’s been takin’ this so well.
See him in there watchin’ football,
Drinkin’ beer and playin’ cards with cousin Belle.
It’s not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family’s dressed in black.
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig.
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbours.
” Better watch out for yourselves.”
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin’ home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
In addition to providing the finest custom cabinets in Minnesota and Wisconsin, Zaxx Cabinets’ “Hook, Line and the Sinkers” are available to provide the musical entertainment at wedding receptions, private parties, corporate events, bar mitzvahs, barn dances, quinceaneras, proms, and, of course, grandma and reindeer funerals.
